Are they dead? Nope, Archie’s visions just lack internal logic! The trio essentially say that the only way back to Riverdale is for Archie to come and play with them, forever and ever and ever, which turns out to mean playing one final round of G&G in which his nemesis is… himself. Vegas’s beautiful golden coat is even helping to take some of the sting out of Archie’s hair now being black! But not even Vegas can protect Archie from a grizzly attack out in the woods, or from the ghostly visions that follow as he slowly dies from his wounds.Īrchie’s visited by the deeply annoying ghosts of Cassidy and his pals along with Warden Norton, who persuades him to play a round of Griffins & Gargoyles, because why not, y’know? After completing a pair of mental challenges in which he gets to rewrite history-first saving Fred from being shot by the Black Hood, then following through on killing Hiram Lodge the night before his arrest-our favorite Red Palladin ends up confronted by a vision of Betty, Jughead, and Veronica. Archie’s new doggo is named Vegas, and he’s a gorgeous golden retriever who's making Archie’s sad new Canadian cabin existence a lot less grim than it would otherwise be. In any case, here's what happened in "No Exit." 1) Archie got a dog, and also sees dead people. Or, to quote Jughead, the town is “A HAUNTED SHELL OF ITS FORMER SELF” even though everybody seems to be getting on with their lives in a way that feels vaguely anticlimactic. Another Wednesday night, another Riverdale winter premiere, another hilariously overwrought voiceover courtesy of Forsythe Pendleton Jones III, who has a lot of feelings about Archie’s new life north of the border: “Just as Luke Skywalker went to Planet Dagobah, so too has Archie been in the Canadian hinterlands…” All right, Jughead, calm yourself-it’s a cabin.īack in Riverdale, Hiram’s quarantine has been lifted, but the town is in semi-apocalyptic disarray with no sheriff and limited contact with the outside world.
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